Found another reason to hate SUPER MARIO..~

...what's a goomba anyway??

it hurt

Dear Juliet,
What do you feel when you found out that your favorite band is going to have a concert on your own country but since you don't have the time and because your a student, you don't have enough money to go to another f*%#!ng island just to watch them perform? IT HURT right???now I'm the most lonely person ever born in this world....for others whose not a fan, they'll just say, "don't worry, there's always another chance"....are you an airhead?!!!!!you don't even know how depressing it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!



okay,,,were going out of the line,,,,,I just need to write these things....now, I'm upgrading my father's  nuclear bomb so the next time their going to visit here, it will be on my PLACE....I'll erase the island were they're performing and send it to the deepest part of the Earth,,,(I'm just joking)...


but how my heart ache isn't a joke...I need to go see a doctor...I want him to be DOUCHE BAG so I would get well....my heart is aching,,I don't know what to do...please help me.. :3

with LOVE,
-JM

sprrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttt

She replayed the track from the beginning as she began backing out of the parking lot. Douche bag slightly as he recognized the song. “Not Aware of the Obvious?” She looked surprised that he knew the band. “Yeah. Sponge bob burned me a CD. Super good local underground band.” 

“I’ll bet,” Douche bag said, chuckling. 


 

“You’ll bet?” She repeated, raising an eyebrow, turning to him at a stoplight. “You see this singer? Well, basically, he’s my future husband and father of my next one million babies,” she said, sounding completely serious as she gestured to the stereo.

Douche bag laughed. “One million babies?” he asked, jerking back slightly as she gunned the car forward at the glance of a green light.

“Oh, hell, yeah,” she said, nodding her head to the music. “I mean, I don’t blame him if he was spitting some serious game because he deserves to – the guy’s probably a serious hustler if he can sing like that,” she said, laughing.




“I don’t know, I think maybe I just have a thing for singers.”

Douche bag laughed again, gazing out the window. “I’ll bet.”

You know what I'll bet means?? 

if your stupid answer is no, then it means that

douche bag was the singer of the band,,,,haha~

I'm sleepy...do real vampires eat apples???I think it can be more possible a reaper eats an apple...nehahaha

"I will never ever read twilight and her's why:
I am a vampire and they portray us all wrong.
J: I hate apples
Because you cannot fall in love with a vampire, there's no way. because rather than making sweet sweet love to you, I'll f*ck!*g eat your throat and drink your blood, and that's all we care about.. :D
-disclaimer..haha~

wew?